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the “gets in trouble and talks all about it like a joke the next day” squad
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When a Cancer doesn’t fuck with you they would keep the conversations short and superficial. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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the ‘did someone say brunch?’ squad
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Things the signs say daily
Aries: I heard you were talking shit
Taurus: I am going to treat myself
Gemini: I’m SURROUNDED by idiots, holy fuck
Cancer: Why am I single
Leo: I’m fucking GREAT ok
Virgo: It’s all wrong, let me fix it for you
Libra: Why can’t we just get along
Scorpio: Leave me the fuck alone- WAIT COME BACK
Sagittarius: Let’s do something COOL, you guys
Capricorn: Everything is so stressful
Aquarius: The government is corrupt
Pisces: The sky is really pretty today
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sex in the signs
- ***based on your LILITH sign***
- aries: puts on a show for u daddy
- taurus: does it like they do on the discovery channel
- gemini: promiscuous lil dirty talkers
- cancer: not-so-innocent lolita
- leo: so much role playing u might as well be on stage
- virgo: puts the submissive in BDSM
- libra: the angrier the better
- scorpio: the most intense one night stand u will ever have
- sagittarius: comes up with a new position every time
- capricorn: dirtiest of all but no one will believe u
- aquarius: makes the weirdest fetish seem hot
- pisces: hope u like sex in public
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heyy. im a scorp who fell hard for a libra. im pretty sure he likes me back, but is still immature. he's leading another girl on, but has told me he doesn't like her. ive stayed away from him since then. lately, he's been trying to talk to me. what should i expect?
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signs favourite time of the day
- Aries: 3pm when school finishes
- Taurus: dinner time
- Gemini: when their fav show is on
- Cancer: 1am bc stars
- Leo: noon when the sun is shining
- Virgo: 6am so they can plan the day
- Libra: doenst care just wants to sleep
- Scorpio: sunset
- Sagittarius: when the party starts
- Capricorn: 7am bc perfect time for the day to start
- Aquarius: lunch timeeee
- Pisces: 2am so they can be deep af
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GET THIS ILLEGAL POT WEED OFF MY DASH
SIC SEMPER CANNABIS
YOU FOOL, DON’T YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?
YOU’VE CREATED 2 WEED!
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SHE WENT TO A JOB INTERVIEW AND NEVER RETURNED HOME
Anyone in the GTA who might have any information about her please go straight to the police. Asmaa is one the kindest souls I’ve ever met and has been missing since yesterday. she our fathers were the best of friends since kindergarten and her family is absolutely devastated.
Please REBLOG invade it reaches someone who may be able to help.
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Cancer can sometimes appear thick-skinned and unemotional but lovers get to see a kind and sensitive heart underneath. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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